She asked a male friend to record some porn for her.
SHE: how did it fucking dawned on you to sign the disk like that!??!?!?!??!
HE: don’t laugh, my granny saw it))
SHE: firstly, FOR MARY. For Mary, which is girls name. PORN FOR MARY!!! But that’s not the worst!!!! why did you write there also "WITH PEOPLE"!
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SHE: how did it fucking dawned on you to sign the disk like that!??!?!?!??!
HE: don’t laugh, my granny saw it))
SHE: firstly, FOR MARY. For Mary, which is girls name. PORN FOR MARY!!! But that’s not the worst!!!! why did you write there also "WITH PEOPLE"!
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Kis@: do you think my anus is resistant to aggressive environments?!! I was going to a picnic with some friends of mine... so I’m a bit worried, will it be ok?!!! Will it survive? Like not getting any dirt in the oprnings?!
Serg: 0_o but you should know better! I’m no help in this question)))
Kis@: Oh shit... aSus! My laptop!
Serg: hahahaha))))) just put on some underwear, it helps!
Kis@: BASTARD!!!
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Serg: 0_o but you should know better! I’m no help in this question)))
Kis@: Oh shit... aSus! My laptop!
Serg: hahahaha))))) just put on some underwear, it helps!
Kis@: BASTARD!!!
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tetyanka (11:22:14 4/07/2008)
what would you hate a girl doing while she is in bad with you?
trol (11:23:09 4/07/2008)
snoring
tetyanka (11:23:38 4/07/2008)
and while having sex with you?
trol (11:23:50 4/07/2008)
especially while having sex....
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what would you hate a girl doing while she is in bad with you?
trol (11:23:09 4/07/2008)
snoring
tetyanka (11:23:38 4/07/2008)
and while having sex with you?
trol (11:23:50 4/07/2008)
especially while having sex....
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Speaking Asshole (15:52:18 15/08/2007) I named you in ICQ as “Honey” :) and how did you name me?
SliGhTeR (15:52:52 15/08/2007) It’s a secret :P
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SliGhTeR (15:52:52 15/08/2007) It’s a secret :P
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- I bought a rabbit.
- In memory of our relations?
- No. It just sleeps, eats and takes shit... Well, I guess you are right. It reminds you sooo much!
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